There’s enough film labeled as THE WORST CHUNK OF CINEMATIC TURD TO EVER FESTER BLOODY TEARS FROM YOUR EYE SOCKETS to choke a large bloodthirsty garbage leopard (Editor: "Jesus christ, Justin, what are you on?), but there’s only a few as un-seen as TROLL 2.Mostly famous for its “WORST REACTION EVER” attached to the much-seen Youtube clip HERE, Troll 2 will always go down in infamy for its subtle pieces of writing (The town is called Nilbog. Hold that up to a mirror) and its awesome use of ZERO trolls during its running time. it would be a fantastic film to see in front of a bunch of like-minded fans ready to laugh till it hurts. Too bad no one will ever screen it…*sigh*
WAIT!? WHAT’S THAT!? Cinematic organizers extraordinaire Rue Morgue and Toronto After Dark are putting on a screening at the Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor St. W.) on Saturday May 31 at 9:30 p.m!!?? Be there or be turned into a plant. Then the gobl--- I mean TROLLS --- can eat you. They're vegetarians.
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I'm not always up for camp but this movie is definately worth watching and definately doesn't get old.
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